This morning I woke up and took a shower. When I came out my mother asked

“Why did you shower so early?”

I gave her a puzzled look and asked why she was asking me that. She replied

“Because we have the party today!”

I asked

“What party?”

She then informed me

“To Prince William’s 30th birthday party! Are we not gonna go?”

She was dead serious and then giggled.

Later in the day I told her she was crazy. She had a bag with two mangos in it and replied

“Te voy a dar con este mango!”

Translation: I’m gonna smack you with this mango.

Love you too, mom.