This morning I woke up and took a shower. When I came out my mother asked
“Why did you shower so early?”
I gave her a puzzled look and asked why she was asking me that. She replied
“Because we have the party today!”
She then informed me
“To Prince William’s 30th birthday party! Are we not gonna go?”
She was dead serious and then giggled.
Later in the day I told her she was crazy. She had a bag with two mangos in it and replied
“Te voy a dar con este mango!”
Translation: I’m gonna smack you with this mango.
Love you too, mom.