My mother, brother, brother’s gf, and myself all went to the World Masters Tour soccer game yesterday. After standing for 90 mins in the pouring rain (mainly for Messi) my brother wanted us to hang out at the car after the game while cars got out of the parking lot.
This is the conversation that proceeded:
“You guys suck. I’m here thinking we’re gonna hang out and talk and you’re ready to go.”
“We’re hanging out! We’re talking!”
“Qué está diciendo él? (What’s he saying?)
“Se está quejando qué no estamos ‘jangiando’!” (He’s complaining that we’re not “hanging out”)
“Ayyy Renecito, eres UN HÍGADO!” (René, you’re a liver!)
Me looking at my brother:
“That’s another one for the tumblr!”
So yes, apparently if you’re behaving in a way that is pesado (obnoxious) then my mother thinks you are a liver.
At this point she is making multiple funny comments in one day and I just can’t keep track. But no worries, she’s a repeat offender so I’ll never run out of material.
**DISCLAIMER: I am aware what an abomination of the Spanish language the word “jangiando” is. However, it’s the first thing that came to mind.